COMIC RELIEF

LogicA woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”What am I? Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. A: A staplerQ: How many sides are there to a circle? A: Two. The inside and the outside.Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?A: Unless you have very bad floors, throw the egg any which way. The floor shouldn’t crack from a simple egg throw.Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house? A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.

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