COMIC RELIEF

Reality check Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave? Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day. Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy? Man: No, I’m a barber.Next in line My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?”We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals. Doctor, doctor ER Doctor: “So, what brings you here?”Patient: “An ambulance! What do you think!”

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