COMIC RELIEF

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.” The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.” Army Infantry: An Army grunt stands in the rain with a pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having marched 15 miles, and says, “This sucks.”Army Ranger: An Army Airborne Ranger stands waist deep in the rain with a pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 30 miles, and says with a smile, “This sucks just fine!”Army Special Forces: A Special Forces soldier lies in the mud, pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, while biting the head of a snake “This really sucks, I wish it could suck more.”Air Force: An Air Force Pilot flying over the battlefield, the rain is pouring down,looks down at the soldiers below and says: “Sure sucks down there!” Navy: A Naval Officer, sips his coffee, eats a donut on the bridge of the ship as it rains outside looks to the shore and says: “Sure does suck over there.” Two football players were given a special SAT test to meet their admission requirements to the Military Academy. Soon after the test began the first guy turns to the second guy and asks, “Old MacDonald had a what?”The other replies, “He had a farm.”The first asks, “How do you spell it?”To which the second replied, “E-I-E-I-O.”

from The News International - US http://bit.ly/2G33PSF