COMIC RELIEF

I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship. I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.

from The News International - US https://ift.tt/2HMZsLB