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The intelligent doctor A man went to the doctor and said that he hadn’t been feeling very well recently. The doctor examined the man, and prescribed three kinds of pills.The doctor said, “Take the green one with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue one with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before bed, take the red one with another big glass of water.The man, astounded that he had to take so much medicine, stammered, “Jeez Doc, exactly what is my problem?”The doctor replied, “You aren’t drinking enough water.” Compiled by Usama Rasheed

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